Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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