i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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