i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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