so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.