Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
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I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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