Plan B is the new Plan A
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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