please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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