We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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