I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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