it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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