"it" just moved
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
It's just like the Real World with babies
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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