**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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