no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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