TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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