he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
These tits shall not be calmed
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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