She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm too high and old for this...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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