i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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