my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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