Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I can't put those talents on a resume
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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