what if I'm pregnant?
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you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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