doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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