what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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