clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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