party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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