she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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