dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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