im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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