the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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