last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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