i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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