its not stalking. its research.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It's rum buckets o'clock
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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