You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Alive.
So much puke
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
