so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Slut skills are useful in every country.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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