At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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