I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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