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(706): View more from Georgia

Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles

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(713): View more from Texas

this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy

(1-713): View more from Texas

well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"

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(+61): View more from Australia

I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

apparently i was cut off before i even walked in

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(248): View more from Michigan

He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy

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(708): View more from Illinois

just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password

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