Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
After tacos, we're chasing women.