Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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