if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.