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• (424): View more from California

  It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Your an asshole

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  Actually, it's "you're an asshole"

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  My point exactly

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• (949): View more from California

  you made cement angels. it was a great sight.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  No period for spring break; use this wisely.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?

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  Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying

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  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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• (206): View more from Washington

  So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.

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• (925): View more from California

  crossed #23 off the Slucket List!

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  YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.

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