I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
The beers last night were like the tears from god
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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