So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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