I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
