I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
