Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
This is the high leading the old right now
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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