Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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