You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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