So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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