belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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