Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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