This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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