I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
