Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You have to summon your inner elephant
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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