Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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