We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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