Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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