I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
A+ Viking dick
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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