fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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