I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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