I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I forget how to act sober
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