Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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